Ma & Pa

My grandparents popular in town, but many people never knew their real names. They were affectionately called "Ma & Pa Smith" by many folks. Some didn't even know their names until their obituaries.

Parades

I've been in a parade that was two blocks long. I played in a band and the route was so short that we only had time to play one song. So we decided to go around the block and go through the parade route a second time.

YNYLIASTW

The local mortuary is also the furniture store.

You know you live in a small town when............

You can identify a heavy-breathing obscene phone caller and you don't have caller id

You know you live in a small town when............

the post office will deliver mail to your place of employment when the address reads:

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Your Name
Small Town, USA
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purpose

Telling the stories that my husband keeps telling me i need to write down.